I decided this week that it would be fun to teach Emily how to play boardgames. I went out and purchased a copy of Trouble and Candy Land, and HOLY HELL!! I got SLAUGHTERED!!! Emily totally kicked my trash in Trouble. CURSE YOU, YOU STUPID DICE-POPPER GIVING EMILY ALL THE 6'S!!!!

We played Candy Land next... Yeah I'm pretty sure Emily stacked the deck. She got double colors on almost EVERY SINGLE TURN!! I finally caught up with her, but then I drew the lousy freakin gingerbread man which sent me like THIRTY SPACES BACK!!

That is totally the last time I am letting her shuffle..

Emily kept asking me why I was pulling out my own hair..