Emily made me a really nice valentines card yesterday. After she finished, Tara asked her to write my name on the card. Emily wrote "Ded". I thought it was really cute when I got it, so neither Tara nor I corrected her. This morning she realized that it didn't say "dad" but rather "dead". ..so she's been calling me, "Ded" (dead) all morning.

A minute or so ago, she came by and informed me that ded rhymes with shmed and dad rhymes with shmad.