We all went to Disneyland with my folks, Garett, Skyler, and their families. It was a lot of fun, especially for Emily who was particularly excited to meet the Disney princesses. The first day we were there, she kept insisting we stop by the castle to "pick-up" Cinderella so she could take her on Its a Small World.

Emily had the chance to go to a special lunch where she got to meet all of the princesses together. When we were telling her about all the characters she would it, she became concerned and insisted that she only cared to meet Cinderella because if all the princesses were there it would probably mean the wicked witches would come too.

Of course!! Obviously the higher concentration of princesses, the higher the probability of wicked witches descending upon the party! Emily was alluding to the Probable Proportionality of Princesses to Witches Theorem (post-Bayesian mind you).